Tracy McFlakey

I can't believe this man still has the nerve to call himself a member of the Houston Rockets. If you haven't figured it out yet, I live in Houston, Texas so the majority of my time will be spent talking (complaining) about things I see in Houston.

Okay Tracy (T Mac) decided to go on national radio and completely puts his foot in his mouth at the worst time because his own team is still in the playoffs! For those of you who live on Mars, Tracy McShady was on a live radio show and picked the Los Angeles Lakers to win the Championship.

Now I can officially began my Tracy McGrady rip session.

Tracy "mother fucking" McGrady; until your contract expires, your allegiance should be to the team who signs your checks. We haven't heard from you in months and all of the sudden you appear and give your opinions which aren’t worth DICK! I never questioned your heart while the rest of the city spoke ill-will about you. I fought my own friends when they told me if you put your faith in this guy he will surely break your heart. After I heard your voice on the JR show yesterday, I sat in my car in shock because surely he knows by picking the Lakers you are telling your teammates "you have no chance against the Lakers". Darryl Morey, you are a great GM and I feel the best is yet to come: please figure out a way to get this man out of town.

Tracy, I know this blog will never reach you, but like it or not I have to let you know that if you feel the way you do about this team please don’t show your face around Toyota Center on Friday. We don't need your bad vibes anywhere around us. Rocket fans, let's band together and never mention Tracy McGrady again, because the fact of the matter is this we will never understand a man who doesn’t understand himself (I don’t have the passion, ITS ALL ON ME)!

Tracy, please do us all a favor: retire. When you do, maybe we will call it even. If not I will officially dedicate my blog in ripping you a new one everyday: the new name of my blog will be called is Tracy a Man or a Woman!

I am lion, hear me roar.

loldrafts

Good morning people:

Like it or not, I’m back, and yes, I am about to talk a lot of smack (okay enough with the rhyming). As you know, the NFL draft is right around the corner and if I have to look at another mock draft I am going to personally shoot myself in the head with that gun that the killer from No Country for Old Men was using to kill his victims.

Can someone please tell me why every year we gather around a TV and pray that our home-team drafts a player that we feel can save our franchise? Deep down, we know the contribution from said player (with no experience) will either be hit or miss. I can’t lie; I to along with the rest of you guys will gather around the TV and hope that the Houston Texans will draft a player that can push us over the top and start a new tradition called THE PLAYOFFS!

Let’s be honest, can one player really push a team over the top? For you die hards, who can rattle off all the names of great players from the draft in previous years? My question to you is how soon did it translate to success for the franchise? Exactly.

Please don’t get me wrong, I love the draft; however, I just can’t understand why we fall for the all the hoopla around this time when we know that 80% of the players drafted will become a DISATOROUS BUST!

Can’t I have a normal day without putting all my eggs in the proverbial NFL draft basket? I need people who feel like me to fight back against ESPN and let’s do something totally different on this Saturday. Instead watching the NFL SHAFT all day long, let us join together and do something that we can look back and be proud of versus the norm of waiting for our hometown team to let us down once again (Houston Texans: I'm looking at you).

With that being said check out my Updated Mock Draft:
1. Detroit Matthew Stafford
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2. St. Louis Jason Smith
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3. Kansas City Aaron Curry
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4. Seattle Eugene Monroe
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5. Cleveland Brian Orakpo
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6. Cincinnati Andre Smith
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7. Oakland Jeremy Maclin
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8. Jacksonville Michael Crabtree
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9. Green Bay Malcolm Jenkins
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10. San Francisco Mark Sanchez
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11. Buffalo Everette Brown
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12. Denver B.J. Raji
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13. Washington Tyson Jackson
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14. New Orleans Brian Cushing
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15. Houston Clay Mathews Jr.
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16. San Diego Rey Maualuga
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17. New York Jets Josh Freeman
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18. Denver Aaron Maybin
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19. Tampa Bay Peria Jerry
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20. Detroit Michael Oher
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21. Philadelphia Knowshon Moreno
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22. Minnesota Percy Harvin
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23. New England Vontae Davis
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24. Atlanta Brandon Pettigrew
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25. Miami Kenny Britt
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26. Baltimore James Laurinaitis
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27. Indianapolis Evander "Ziggy" Hood
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*28. Buffalo Larry English
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29. New York Giants Darrius Heyward-Bey
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30. Tennessee Robert Ayers
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31. Arizona Chris "Beanie" Wells
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32. Pittsburgh Max Unger

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~lion