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Thursday, May 7, 2009

I Believe...Again

Well my friends, I'm back; and for those of you who have made some very disparaging remarks about my beloved Rockets I would like to tell you "Tell me how my ass taste."

That was dedicated to T Mac 4 life for thinking he could insult my team without any comebacks. Like it or not, he should have known better. Now that we got this out of the way let us begin our daily lesson.

Family; friends; I am starting to do something that I haven’t done since 1997 and that is believing in the HOUSTON ROCKETS again. When Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon played here there was nothing I didn't think he couldn't do. When you grow up that way your expectation level on your sports team are sometime blown out of proportion. Watching the Rockets on Monday night, for the first time since Clutch City, I began to believe again.

I know many people who put on for my city are starting to feel the same way, and I don’t know if we will win this series but one thing I know is that this group of ROCKETS will make us proud. Houstonians the LA Quakers are on their way to the best city in the world, and it is upon us to make them feel so unwelcome here that they reference the Toyota Center when people talk about the worse places to play. I don't care if Kobina gets pissed and hits 50 points: if our team takes no prisoners shouldn't our crowd reciprocate the same passion as the team shows? I don't want them feel comfortable at all Friday. I want them to feel like they are in a jungle with no way out. I need 80% of the people in attendance to be the worst form of themselves. Sorry for the lay off, but I don’t do this for a living: I do this for you: the real sports fan.

LION

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Today vs. Tomorrow

Have you ever wondered why they came up with the phrase "don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today"? Well this statement has continued to be on my mind, and I believe this comment should be applied to sports, and more than anything in life.

I hate when people say that they have a team for the future because the facts are plain: tomorrow isn't promised so why can't I be great today? The answer is simple "I CAN!" I will never allow a coach to get on TV or radio and say our team is re-building because, whenever you compete you should compete to win. I don't want your excuse that we will have success in the future. If I tell my employer that I am re-building my focus at work, he would point me to the nearest McDonald’s. Coaches, GM's and team presidents: beware the next time you do an interview and decide to make that classic excuse about our team. I want you to take that excuse and shove it up your ass.

Oh, before I go, if the Rockets would have taken care of business they wouldn't be in the position where they have to win tonight. Please pass this blog on to everyone who feels they can make it happen tomorrow, because like it or not we live for today and not for tomorrow.

lion

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Earth Girls Aren't Easy

No need for an introduction this morning: I am so pissed at myself I am going to go right into it.

I know this is a blog about sports, but like it or not, this blog belongs to me and I will do whatever I want with it. I can't understand why women and men have to be so different. Can someone please tell me why when a woman wants you, you don’t want her and when you want her she doesn’t want you? Women are complicated; so much that while I'm writing this I can already feel the backlash from women all over the country. Why can't women and men just have this understanding: meaning when I'm watching the game, why can't women just understand that this is not a good time to talk but it is a good time for a sandwich. I know I could get it for myself but I am watching the game.

I've come to the conclusion that women are like your favorite sports team; they get your expectations up only to let you down. Okay, maybe not that extreme, but if you've been in a relationship' you would know that what you get in the beginning is definitely not what you get in the end. And remember, this may not apply to everyone but like it or not this my blog and I can do what I want to! [with editor approval, of course (:]

I would also like to say that sometimes I am to be blamed for my mishaps with women, but since I have to live with myself everyday I figured I would write about women. Women, a word of advice: many men can not play competitive sports anymore so, when a game is on just sit back and relax so a man can journey back to the good old days when he could move mountains: now all he can move is a lawn mower.

Monday, April 27, 2009

UT, drafts, and J. McClain (not die hard)

John McClain, I have listened to your opinion for over a decade and come to respect many things you say. That being said, when you go after my beloved Longhorns is when I draw the line. Little John decided to put out a die hard article out about Longhorn players being selected in the top 10 of the NFL draft have which have been bust, or have not reached their potential. He wrote this article, telling people that you should not be surprised if Brian O'Sackpo is not drafted in the top 10.

Now that you have the background, I want to tell the whole world that The University of Texas in Austin is no "country club". John, if I want to know something about Baylor I will call you. Since you haven't spent a day in the shoes of a Longhorn, don't put garbage out there that may raise some doubts about a player that should have been drafted in the top 10. Your opinion is your opinion (just like mine is mine - I'm just right), but I would like you to think about what you're saying about these players. The facts are simple, Texas players have been solid in professional sporting careers; Vince Young, who has had two solid years, had a tough year last year and Little John is ready to call him a bust.

Michael Huff plays for one of the most ridiculous teams in the NFL and yet you call him a bust when maybe if he were in a better situation he would be a better player. Both Ricky Williams and Leonard Davis have been very serviceable players. I will give you Mike Williams as a bust, but to write an article about all the Longhorns taken in the top 10 are not worth anything is just the wrong thing to say. When you have a program like UT you will have a lot of players going to the NFL and because a few of them may not work out, you call the program a country club. I never hear people talk about the players from OU that don't work out in the NFL, but TEXAS gets all the [negative] attention.

Like it or not John, it may be time to hang it up; you've done this job for a while and I feel you could consult for the newspaper, from time to time, but your opinion(s) in your latter years aren't worth much. Have some dignity and go ahead and bid us a farewell -- you will not be missed!

yippee-ki-yay

Friday, April 24, 2009

Staffords and drafts and money, oh my!

First of all, I want to thank everyone for speaking out about Stacy McGravy: whether it was good, bad or just plain ridiculous. It's great to read what you have to say. Keep it up!

Now, for today's topic: Matthew Stafford. It is a far gone conclusion that Matthew Stafford will be the first player taken in tomorrow's draft. Matthew, I truly hope you have a successful career in the NFL, but let’s keep it real - there is no reason for Stafford to make more or equal to the proven quarterbacks in the league. MS hasn't thrown a single NFL pass and yet he is about to become one of the richest quarterbacks in the history of the game. What the hell are they smoking and where can I get some LOL! I don't know when, hopefully very soon, the NFL will get a clue and implement a rookie salary cap. Trust that I’m not mad at the players for getting that cheddar. My problem is that proven players losing their jobs because a team has to take on the responsibility of their newest draft pick. I don't really understand how all of the numbers work when contracts for rookies are being divvied out, but I do know that Stafford should not be making more money than Donavan McNabb.

The draft numbers are the most important numbers in the world because if your name gets called within the first 31 picks, you're guaranteed a contract (even if you suck). I can't believe this sport, that I would lay my life down for (EXTREME FAN), would be so stupid to give away money to players who will not deserve it until a year or two later down the line.

So MS you should get on your knees and thank god that the NFPLA still haven't seen the light on how they should go about taking care of all of their players - not just the rookies and superstars: they should take care of all. Like it or not, if we continue on the pace that we are on, in five years the first player taken will probably get a contract that has about 100million guaranteed. If we don't get a handle of this, one player might be worth more than the franchise. (WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE MAKING THE DECISIONS?)

~lion~

unrelated, but amazing

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Tracy McFlakey

I can't believe this man still has the nerve to call himself a member of the Houston Rockets. If you haven't figured it out yet, I live in Houston, Texas so the majority of my time will be spent talking (complaining) about things I see in Houston.

Okay Tracy (T Mac) decided to go on national radio and completely puts his foot in his mouth at the worst time because his own team is still in the playoffs! For those of you who live on Mars, Tracy McShady was on a live radio show and picked the Los Angeles Lakers to win the Championship.

Now I can officially began my Tracy McGrady rip session.

Tracy "mother fucking" McGrady; until your contract expires, your allegiance should be to the team who signs your checks. We haven't heard from you in months and all of the sudden you appear and give your opinions which aren’t worth DICK! I never questioned your heart while the rest of the city spoke ill-will about you. I fought my own friends when they told me if you put your faith in this guy he will surely break your heart. After I heard your voice on the JR show yesterday, I sat in my car in shock because surely he knows by picking the Lakers you are telling your teammates "you have no chance against the Lakers". Darryl Morey, you are a great GM and I feel the best is yet to come: please figure out a way to get this man out of town.

Tracy, I know this blog will never reach you, but like it or not I have to let you know that if you feel the way you do about this team please don’t show your face around Toyota Center on Friday. We don't need your bad vibes anywhere around us. Rocket fans, let's band together and never mention Tracy McGrady again, because the fact of the matter is this we will never understand a man who doesn’t understand himself (I don’t have the passion, ITS ALL ON ME)!

Tracy, please do us all a favor: retire. When you do, maybe we will call it even. If not I will officially dedicate my blog in ripping you a new one everyday: the new name of my blog will be called is Tracy a Man or a Woman!

I am lion, hear me roar.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

loldrafts

Good morning people:

Like it or not, I’m back, and yes, I am about to talk a lot of smack (okay enough with the rhyming). As you know, the NFL draft is right around the corner and if I have to look at another mock draft I am going to personally shoot myself in the head with that gun that the killer from No Country for Old Men was using to kill his victims.

Can someone please tell me why every year we gather around a TV and pray that our home-team drafts a player that we feel can save our franchise? Deep down, we know the contribution from said player (with no experience) will either be hit or miss. I can’t lie; I to along with the rest of you guys will gather around the TV and hope that the Houston Texans will draft a player that can push us over the top and start a new tradition called THE PLAYOFFS!

Let’s be honest, can one player really push a team over the top? For you die hards, who can rattle off all the names of great players from the draft in previous years? My question to you is how soon did it translate to success for the franchise? Exactly.

Please don’t get me wrong, I love the draft; however, I just can’t understand why we fall for the all the hoopla around this time when we know that 80% of the players drafted will become a DISATOROUS BUST!

Can’t I have a normal day without putting all my eggs in the proverbial NFL draft basket? I need people who feel like me to fight back against ESPN and let’s do something totally different on this Saturday. Instead watching the NFL SHAFT all day long, let us join together and do something that we can look back and be proud of versus the norm of waiting for our hometown team to let us down once again (Houston Texans: I'm looking at you).

With that being said check out my Updated Mock Draft:
1. Detroit Matthew Stafford
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2. St. Louis Jason Smith
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3. Kansas City Aaron Curry
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4. Seattle Eugene Monroe
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5. Cleveland Brian Orakpo
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6. Cincinnati Andre Smith
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7. Oakland Jeremy Maclin
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8. Jacksonville Michael Crabtree
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9. Green Bay Malcolm Jenkins
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10. San Francisco Mark Sanchez
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11. Buffalo Everette Brown
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12. Denver B.J. Raji
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13. Washington Tyson Jackson
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14. New Orleans Brian Cushing
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15. Houston Clay Mathews Jr.
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16. San Diego Rey Maualuga
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17. New York Jets Josh Freeman
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18. Denver Aaron Maybin
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19. Tampa Bay Peria Jerry
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20. Detroit Michael Oher
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21. Philadelphia Knowshon Moreno
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22. Minnesota Percy Harvin
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23. New England Vontae Davis
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24. Atlanta Brandon Pettigrew
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25. Miami Kenny Britt
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26. Baltimore James Laurinaitis
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27. Indianapolis Evander "Ziggy" Hood
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*28. Buffalo Larry English
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29. New York Giants Darrius Heyward-Bey
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30. Tennessee Robert Ayers
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31. Arizona Chris "Beanie" Wells
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32. Pittsburgh Max Unger

Your thoughts? Please comment and share.

~lion